Thursday, October 31, 2019
Argumentative Synthesis Clarity
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I feel a sudden onset of clarity, Bartok. In English 101, we’re dealing with vague instructions for the argumentative synthesis pap...
Should I Eat Potatoes While I Run?
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Should I eat potatoes while I run? Should I nibble on the sun? Should I run, should I run ‘til pudding comes out my bum? Leave p...
Writing Lessons: Robert Asprin
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I know I have problems with my writing. One of those problems is prevarication. Another is hooptedoodle. And when prevarication and hooptedo...
Monday, October 28, 2019
The Oaf
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The Oaf went lumbering down the street Spitting out two-by-fours. He cursed the clouds and cursed the cold That hindered his autumn chore...
Saturday, October 26, 2019
So You're A Hack Writer, Part 2
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In talking with my writer friends, and in re-reading some of the many books on writing that I’ve read, I see three areas in which I know I c...
Be Clear.
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In Lewis Carroll’s poem “ The Walrus and the Carpenter ,” there is nothing but ambiguity. We don’t know, for example, whether it’s day or ni...
Monday, October 14, 2019
Steal the River
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The above is a Terry Pratchett novel in utero. Below, a very feeble attempt at a start. . . “They are digging,” he said. “No!” whispe...
Tuesday, October 8, 2019
The Peter Principle, or I Don’t Care How We Do References As Long As We’re Consistent and As Long As they Work for those Who Have to Read Them.
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I could probably tighten up that title. But It’s not important. Which is why I don’t want to even apply for the supervisory position w...
Monday, October 7, 2019
"Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of A Bomb."
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So when I left work Thursday, it was under a growing cloud of concern that my professionalism was being called into question. There was no...
Sunday, October 6, 2019
So, You're A Hack Writer
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NOTE: This is another sample argumentative synthesis essay I'm working on for the English classes I teach. Part One. I'm also using...
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