So, a while back I shared a way in which you can weird up your kids. Now here's one to try on adults:
If someone asks you what your political views are, respond this way: "I am a strict diageotropist." It's something they can't argue with, no matter their political stripe.
I, too, am a diageotropist. It's the only way to be in a society like ours.
ReplyDeleteAlso, please tell Michelle I saw another pterodactyl flying over Moscow as I walked to Dan's radio show at 6:00 am.