Weird Out Your Kids (Idea No. 4,319)

When carving a jack o' lantern, do the following:

• Cut out a triangle jack o' lantern nose.
• Once you pop that triangle of pumpkin out, trim off the stringy bit then take a big ol' bit of the now stringless pumpkin.
• Chew away happily, regaling yourself with the shreiks, squeals and other Why did You Do That noises.
• Repeat as necessary for best effect.

I did this with my kids Sunday evening. I still think the youngest is shivering . . .