Recently, my wife and I had a discussion about the effectiveness of peer review.
For context, the discussion took place in a chat room for English instructors at BYU-Idaho. Screencapped here:
Recently, my wife and I had a discussion about the effectiveness of peer review.
For context, the discussion took place in a chat room for English instructors at BYU-Idaho. Screencapped here:
We have two couch pillows that have followed us through three houses. The collection has been added to over time, but these two. Perfect for napping.
One is rather flat, but firm. A foundation pillow, ready and willing to work in combination with the other to grant perfect head and neck placement.
That second pillow. Soft as the proverbial downy chick, yet resilient, able to maintain its shape and fluffiness to swaddle the head in a cloud. Cumulo-nimbus.
Over the years, they grew tatty. The flat one's blue faded from bright to grey. The white fluffy one fought valiantly to retain its color, but yellowed as the years passed like a wise man's tooth.
Both pillows were in the trash when we pulled it out to the curb last night. I wept like a child.
WARNING: Trek purists, I've noticed, REALLY hate this show. Probably because it's the only modern Trek that hasn't continued to stuff its bum with tweed. But I digress.
In just a few quick sentences, Ensign Beckett Mariner sums up what I find most appealing about Paramount+'s slightly seasoned (in its second season) Star Trek Lower Decks.
While cleaning up leftovers of senior officers' away missions and cultural explorations, Mariner tells Tendi the following: "Every day isn’t gonna be some pristine exploratory adventure. Sometimes it’s work, and it sucks. Get used to it." While the prime crew of the USS Cerritos muddles through second contact missions and comically being forced to deal with increasingly militant Pakleds, the lower decks crew gets assigned grunt work after grunt work. It's dull. It's boring. And it occasionally involves getting pooped out by strange space creatures.
It's also fun.
And while the wackiness does penetrate to the lower decks, this crew's adventure doesn't always end on some grand philosophical high note; bums are stuffed with crew members quickly expelled, not tweed.
And while I love the TNG era this series pokes fun at, it's fun to see Star Trek enjoying being Star Trek again, rather than everything else in the modern Trek world, being some gritty reboot and supposed moralistic reflection on our own troubled times. We can enjoy Rutherford being unable to stop his bloated barrel body because we can't ever see that happening to us. And it's fun to see writers and actors taking the rater stiff Trek tropes and flipping them on their heads.
That this crew isn't preaching moral superiority at every turn is probably why the Trek geeks don't like it all that much. Fine. More for me.
Today, I watched this:
When the movie title is this ‘70s throwbacky – even with the
modern font – you know it’s gonna be good.
And wow, it was good.
This film, 2006's "Solar Attack," had everything: Proto-Buck Rogers, a gormless, corn-fed
Joe Johnson, blown out of the sky in a purchased Russian spacecraft that did
not in any way look like a Salyut capsule by a corona mass ejection that
momentarily set a pocket of dangerous greenhouse gas methane on fire.
The ship was purchased and launched by a proto Elon Musk,
late of the national space agency, but also a multi-billionaire running his own
company or something; I’m not sure if his fortune is ever fully explained and I
don’t really care in the slightest.
The Sun fries a Sun-observing satellite, which squeals in
pain as it’s cooked. And then cooks a US weather satellite which crashes in
Detroit, BLOWING A KID CLEAN OFF AN URBAN PLAYGROUND. (Which was when I knew I
was going to like this film.)
Add to this confusion is more CMEs, the Pentagon monitoring
Russian submarine activity in the North Atlantic, and the typical forgetting
that massively fast CMEs will slow down when the plot requires it. And another
CME demolishes a Russian military communication satellite, set to communicate
with the Russian subs. A stunning sequence shows two F-16 jets blowing up the
satellite before it can smash into downtown Buffalo, which would have been no
great loss. Sadly, the Russian satellite doesn’t squeal as it dies, nor utter a
cynical “billyat” as it expires. Just a sad little Sputnik beep.
Improbable moments:
1.
The Elon Musk prototype knows a commander on a
Russian submarine which has the only nuclear weapons capable of turning the
North Pole into a giant fire extinguisher to put out the fires the CMEs are
going to cause in the atmosphere.
2.
The Elon Musk prototype does a Jack Ryan to get
on the Russian sub, commanded by an old friend. He manages to convince the
Soviet Premier to authorize a nuclear strike on Santa Claus.
3.
The ex – or whatever, I assume it’s the ex –
works at an observatory in Albany, New York, studying the CMEs and expects that
once Musk gets to the submarine and despite the great distances, massive power
outages caused by the CMEs and other variables, will be able to make a phone
call to her.
4.
He does.
5.
By calling an observatory that’s just been hit
by some random space debris.
At least it’s the American sub commander who is being the
buckaroo.
This is really a mix of your typical end of the world with a
fan drubbing of scenes from Hunt for Red October.
THE SUB COMMANDER BASICALLY DID A CRAZY IVAN BUT STILL THE
COMPUTER DISPLAYS IN THE SUB EXPLODED.
Proto Elon Musk is now communicating with the American sub.
Apparently they have orders not to destroy submarines with celebrities on
board.
YAY! The fires are out! No matter we have to deal with
fallout from five nuclear missiles. The blast put the fires out but did NOT
scatter the ordinary clouds above the destroyed observatory at Albany. And
they’re celebrating in the nuclear-induced snow.
Now they’re all riding off in the presidential limousine,
even the Elon Musk sidekick who should, by all rights, be standing there,
disheveled, hollering “I want to go with them” as the Red Cross wraps him in a
blanket and shuffles him off.
And another: Europa Report from 2013.
I tried to watch the film on its own merits. But I have to confess this: It wanted to be 2001 so bad. And it was not 2001. Nor even 2010, which might not have been as artistic as 2001 but was at least a film that created characters you cared about.
This film did not. It offered a bland palette of astronauts who were, frankly, interchangeable. Even those who were supposed to be Russian, I couldn't really tell them apart from the other astronauts. And they were all young and beautiful. Experts, Bob, experts in their fields, except everything they did ended in disaster. They bragged about going further than the Apollo astronauts. But these folks couldn't astronaut themselves out of a paper bag.
The premise was good -- exploring Europa in the hopes of finding life. And they do. But it was too Lee Gentrified -- the scientific discovery had to come at way too much loss of life. It wasn't good enough to leave us with a film that left us wondering, like 2001, or a film that left us crying and wondering, like 2010. It just had to kill everyone for the sake of cheap thrills.
And I didn't care. Because I couldn't tell one astronaut from another. Only one really got a backstory -- his kid would be six when he got home. And that was it. End of backstory. I guess you could clutter a film with backstory, but too many of it sci-fi predecessors put in way more backstory without cluttering, so it can be done.