Revised Checklist of the Vertebrates of Indiana

Fur. Check.
Teeth. Check.
Backbone. Check.
Hoosier jacket. Check.
Mammary glands or testicles. Double check.
Do you know the way to Cornbread or Muncie? Check.
Did you hear about the bozo who swallowed a yo-yo? Yeah, some clodhopper down in Griffith.
Check.
Participating in the Indiana vertebrate granfalloon? Check.

Note: The title of this poem/post comes from an item I found while doing an Internet search on "hermit of Iapetus," which I did to ensure I wasn't stealing the title of something published on the Internet.