4:27 am. I know because at that time of night, I'm a light sleeper. I wake myself with a staccato burst of four rapid-fire toots.
In the darkness, my wife says "Yes?"
Me: Huh?
Her: In my dream, someone was knocking at the door.
Me: Oh. I tooted.
Her: That was weird. Because usually they just barge in.
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