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Friday, June 16, 2023

My Zipper is Missing

I spent an hour rolling around on the roof removing old siding and getting the area prepped for new siding.

I rolled around so much my pants rotated about 45 degrees so when I went to use the bathroom my zipper was missing.

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Jabbar gave him an appraising look. The sniggering stopped. "Then it is true that you can see further than most," he said. "So can this food," said Vimes. "My father told me never to eat anything that can wink back." There was one of those little hanging-by-a-thread moments, which might suddenly rock one way or the other into a gale of laughter or sudden death. Then Jabbar slapped Vimes on the back. The eyeball shot off his palm and into the shadows. "Well done! Extremely good2 first time it have not worked in twenty year! Now sit down and have proper rice and sheep just like mother!"

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My Zipper is Missing

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