Mad Libs (and not the 'Libs' You Think)

I, for one, am really tired of waking up to headlines that sound like they've come from Mad Libs.

For example:

I'm also tired of the 12-year-olds we have in charge of the government (both on the left and on the right, but certainly those on the right) who either throw temper tantrums when they don't get their way or think the best way to respond to the tantrums is to write yet another stern letter to the tantrumee's parents.