File this under Things That Happen
Me: Alexa . . . [Notices TWO piles of dog doo by the back door even though I just had them out] Dammit dogs why'd you do that! I'm tired -
Alexa: Sounds like you're having some trouble with the pups. Do you want to hear -
Me: Alexa, shut up. Nunya business! I don't need you spying on me!
