Lexi and Keaton are moving back locally and are hoping to get into a house.
Of course the housing market is weird, locally and nationally. Really high prices and the like. Makes me appreciate how lucky we were getting into the home we have now, at the nadir of the 2008 real estate collapse.
We took Lexi to see a house in Iona on Saturday.
Should have noted some red flags right away.
First of all, these are the only two photos of the house on the listing. No interior shots whatsoever. We'll get to that in a minute.
Then, the description:
I emailed the agent to see how much "TLC" the house required, but never heard back. We were contacted by a different agent through Zillow, however, so we set up a time to see the house.
Obviously the phrases 'great potential" and "this home does need some TLC" told me there was some work the house needed, but I thought we should at least see if it was cosmetic or if it were more structural.
I did not take any pictures, though I probably should have.
First of all, here's a view from Google Street View:
Not necessarily flattering. It's got an addition that looks like most of the town of Sweet Haven -- like it was built in a couple of hours.
Currently, the city is resurfacing the street and putting in curb and gutter, so the fence is mangled and a good portion of the driveway is missing.
We had to access the house through the back -- and the real estate agent put his foot in a hole and fell as we were walking there.
Once inside, well . . . you could see why there were no interior pictures on the ad.
An addition had been built on the back of the house, and it's clear the roof -- even though metal -- is leaking like a sieve and the ceiling in the two added rooms is either collapsing or bowing noticeably. The first room we came into was covered in bird feathers; that was after we got through the outer door, partly kicked in, and the interior door, locked but not looking all that secure.
The house stank of animal droppings, and there were a few on the carpet that looked like it had been plenty tromped on with muddy feet.
I don't know how they can ask for $230,000 for this house with a straght face. You'd seriously have to trash it out and put an easy $100,000 or more into it to make it even partly habitable, and that would likely include demoing the addition on the back of the house and putting a new roof on, so more like an additional $200,000.
This is not a house with potential or one that needs TLC. It should probably be torn down so the new owner could start again on the land.
I felt bad bringing Lexi there, but it was an eye-opener for them. They're going to either have to spend more money on a house now, or rent a while when they move back until the market has a correction.