Friday, April 26, 2024

Just Waiting for Quality Assurance

Lest anyone think I know what I'm doing, this is the second time today all the pavers were in place. I had a miscalculation that left me having to make some ugly cuts at one end, so we decided to make the border different to make up for the mess and make things look a lot better. I think it worked.

It did take up a lot more pavers than I expected, though, so we'll have to go buy some more to finish the rest of the job, but it's nice to see all of this in place. I hope it passes quality assurance. I do need to put the sand in, but I'm not doing that until it's been approved.

 

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Pavers Going In



After I put in the sand we got from Sandy Downs, I started test fitting some pavers in the space. I'm not yet sure we're going to go with the basketweave pattern, but I like it so far. I've got to figure out a better way to level the sand.

I'm excited for this portion to be done -- but it's going to be the easy portion. The rest is going to be more of a challenge.

I do like the Neil Armstrongesque footprint in the sand in the second photo.

Monday, April 22, 2024

Asasdf *at* Kajdsf? That *is* Impressive

1. What does it mean, exactly, if one is "asasdf at kajdsf"?

2. Why are there two people on LinkedIn who fill this particular role?

3. Why do their profiles come up as 404 errors?

Could it be . . . nah. People wouldn't lie about being asasdf at kajdsf, would they?








Sunday, April 21, 2024

[Swallows a Yo-Yo]


There seems to be a lot of division among the World War II cognoscenti concerning Gregory A. Freeman's book "The Forgotten 500," telling the tale of more than 500 Allied servicemen rescued by the OSS from Yugoslavia, due in part to the sheltering of the servicemen by those allied with Draza Mihailovich. Some are accusing Freeman of projecting modern conservative anti-Communist political leanings into the story.

That's as may be; I know nothing of Freeman's politics.

But some of the criticism leveled at the story is laughable, and comes with modern projecting of its own, so I'm not going to discuss it. Suffice it to say that Communism *was* as much of a bogeyman in the 1930s and 1940s as it was in the 1980s, and the Stuka bombers, while vulnerable to figher attack, were also used to extreme success during the Blizkreig and afterward.

What I do appreicate are the firsthand stories shared in this book -- and I'll always go with firsthand stories over anything else. Freeman tells a good tale, from start to finish, even in parts of the book that others have described as "boring." I wasn't bored reading this. I was surprised many times, shocked a few times, and reminded many times of the concern raised -- and I wish I could remember who said it -- in stating that nations excelled at doing great things at times of war, and often fail to rise to that level of dedication and excellence in times of peace. Freeman's book is a good reminder of people getting stuck in a bad situation and fighting their way through it to survive. And if that's the lesson I get from reading this book, I'm better off for it.

The book is also a good reminder that even the Allies -- the US included -- didn't always fight with honor during what Studs Terkel called The "Good" War. Anyone looking for a saint will be disappointed to find them in the company of devils.

The photo above is from Google Maps and shows the "aerodrom" at Pranjane, as described in Freeman's book. It seems someone there thought it fitting to remember what happened there, despite the politic slop and modern projections, anti-communist or what have you, aside. Seems like these airmen, who saw the sacrifices these people did, and fought for recognition for them and their leaders for decades, still have some fights to make.

No Eye for What's Wrong: Thanks, AI.


(I apologize for the potato-taken screengrabs; I'm not sure what's going on, but wanted to include the whole thing so I'm not accused of plagiarism here. Any emphasis added is mine.)

The text (available here in context, with comments):

Posting this on behalf of a member who would like to remain anonymous:

"I’m an art director and supervisor for a large studio. The studio heads had the bright idea before I started to hire prompters. Several bros were brought onto the film project. I absolutely hated myself for not quitting on the spot but stuck with it because it’s mercenary out there. Have a family to feed etc. I decided to use this time wisely. Treat them as I would any artist I had hired. First round of pictures of a sweeping Ariel forest landscape comes through and it’s not bad. They submit a ton of work and one or two of the 40 are ok. Nearly on brief. So first round feedback goes through and I tell them about the perspective mistakes, colour changes I want, layers that any matte painting would be split into. Within a day I get 5 variants. Not changes to the ones I wanted but variations. Again. Benefit of the doubt I give them another round of feedback making it clear. Next day it’s worse. I sit there and patiently paint over, even explaining the steps I would take as a painter. They don’t do it, anomalies start appearing when I say I want to keep the exact image but with changes. They can’t. They simply don’t have the eye to see the basic mistakes so the Ai starts to over compensate. We get people starting to appear in the images. These are obviously holiday snaps. 

“Remove the people”

“What would you like them changed to?”

“… grass. I just don’t want them there” 

They can’t do it. The one that can actually use photoshop hasn’t developed the eye to see his mistakes, ends up getting angry at me for not understanding he can’t make specific changes. The girl whose background was a little photography has given me 40 progressively worse images with wilder mistakes every time. This is 4 days into the project.

I’m both pissed about the waste, but elated seeing ai fall at the first hurdle. It’s not even that the images are unusable, the people making them have no eye for what’s wrong, no thicker skin for constructive criticism and feedback, no basic artistic training in perspective and functionality in what they’re making. 

Yes the hype is going to pump more money into this. They won’t go anywhere for a while. But this has been such a glowing perfect moment of watching the fundamental part fail in the face of the most simple tasks. All were fired and the company no longer accepts Ai prompters as applicants. Your training as an artist will always be the most important part of this process and it is invaluable. I hope this post gives you a boost in a dark time."

This harks back, unsurprisingly, to what we're seeing with AI and the written word, or indeed with anything: Those using AI are taking shortcuts and aren't developing the skills they could be using to create on their own without automated assistance. Yes, AI is a heck of a lot faster, but there's no learning. There's no investment, outside of knowing how to tweak what one asks the AI to do.

Saturday, April 20, 2024

The AMAZING META AI Reads Articles So You Don't Have To!


With artificial intelligence on my mind since I had to fail a student last semester for continued use of ChatGPT, I was curious to see what Meta AI had to offer when I saw these helpful suggestions on a local news story.

Being a naturally distrustful person, I read the story first, then went back to see what AI would have to say. I asked the second question: HOw many students have worked at the station?

Meta AI responded:

(I apologize for the potato-like quality of these screencaps.)

So it made a guess. It couldn't tell me how many precisely, because of course the story didn't offer a number. So it looked at what numbers it had and came up with the answer "many hundreds."

I guess a human could have come up with that answer. So why did I need AI for that? I don't know.

I still don't like the shortcut-edness of it all. Reading the story myself took only a few minutes; having AI do the reading and give me a response wasn't a timesaver, particularly in light of the noncommittal answer. Maybe with something more complicated it would be more helpful. But I'd still want to do the reading to make sure the AI wasn't misinterpreting something.

But what if I ended up misinterpreting something myself? Always a possibility. Still, it's worth checking myself.

It Never Really Ends . . .

Shortly after we moved into this house, we jerry-rigged a sprinkler system for it.

This weekend, because Michelle wants to redo the front flower beds, I finally got the last of the sprinkler line buried.



I had the electrical for a valve box and a 1/4 inch sprinkler line going on top of the sidewalk, right up against the porch. The idea was at the time of installation that I would put the lines under the slab later.

Later finally came. We're putting pavers and plant boxes in the spot on the right, with some pavers, pea gravel, and plant boxes on the left. If you squint through the rail, you can see the pavers awaiting placement. I'll have to dig some of the dirt out to get the pavers even with the concrete. Not that I need another project at the moment, but getting the sprinkler lines buried needed to happen now, as Michelle is pretty excited about redoing the flower beds.

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!


President Russel M. Nelson said this back at Conference in October 2020. I believed it then, and I believe it now.

I've tried to work past my prejudices, to accept that all are God's children, and that we should, as he called for in his address, to "let God prevail."

So I was saddened today to read not just a few comments on this Church News story about saints in Ghana opening their churches to their Muslim neighbors, giving them a safe place to gather for Ramadan.

We either sustain President Nelson as a prophet, or we don't. Making statements that contradict his statements is wrong.

More importantly, we believe that Jesus is the Christ, or we don't. Making statements that contradict his statements is very wrong.

Luke 10:25, for a start.

Then Matthew 5, lingering in particular on verse 43:

43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

44 But I say unto you, Love your benemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Monday, April 15, 2024

"Writing is How We Understand Uniquely"

I want to write about artificial intelligence, or, more specifically, about large language models such as ChatGPT and the like. But first, I’m going to write about Disney animator Milt Kahl. The reasons for this, I hope, will be clear.

Affectionately known as one of Disney’s “Nine Old Men,” Kahl is considered the animator’s animator, known for his skill in drawing fluid two-dimensional characters of the like of Shere Khan from The Jungle Book, Little John from Robin Hood, and Tigger from Disney’s Winnie the Pooh stories from the 1960s and 1970s.

He developed signature animations without the use of human models because he wanted to animate how the unique drawn figure would move, not as a model would imagine them moving. He’s known for the Kahl “head swaggle,” seen in the likes of Shere Khan and Edgar, the scheming butler from The Aristocats, to show off his ability to maintain head shape and body weight and positioning throughout the complex animation.

YouTuber A Humble Professor, an admirer of “animation, film, and comics,” analyzes scenes from 1977’s “The Rescuers,” for which Kahl was the directing animator. The professor focuses on animation of Madame Medusa, the film’s primary protagonist: a vain, vile woman of seemingly humble means in New York City who longs for her dreams of wealth to be realized through the discovery of a diamond long-lost in pirate treasure. The professor discusses rough animation of one scene: “Despite how rough these are, Medusa’s character shines right through them. We can really feel her frustration she feels in the scene and we can also see how her pear-shaped body influences how she sits down and scoots the stool.”


In other words, while Kahl could have used human models, or relied on past animation success (which he did with the head swaggle) he also realized that good character animation relied on how each unique character moved and talked and walked and, in the case of Madame Medusa, shrieked and climbed up on a stool and gathered her skirts when Bernard, a hero mouse in the film, arrived, spat out by one of her pet alligators after she whopped it on the head with her walking stick.

Kahl helped Medusa become a standout character because, through long effort and practice, he figured out how she looked and walked.

Uniquely.

Now let’s get back to Chat GPT and the like.

Essayist Evan Puschak, narrating a video essay called “The Real Danger of ChatGPT” at Nerdwriter1, says “Language is how human beings understand themselves and the world. But writing is how we understand uniquely. Not to write is to live according to the language of others, or worse, to live through edits, tweaks, and embellishments to language generated by an overconfident AI chatbot.”

Let me re-emphasize what Puschak says: Writing is how we understand uniquely. Not through the language of others, but through our own language and understanding.

That, I believe, is what large language models threaten to remove from us. Artificial intelligence will win out not because it develops the ability to think like humans, but because it will entice humanity with the expeditiousness that only results in humans accepting writing like an algorithm thinks they should is good enough.

Large language models present the world of writing with its own calculator moment and we as writers, educators, and students have to figure out how much we’re willing to give up for the ease of what this new calculator offers.

This is not to say that the likes of ChatGPT are bad in every way. Like any other tool, large language models can and should have their uses. The danger lies in confronting every writing problem as a nail, and using large language models as the ubiquitous hammer.

For every student and teacher who recognizes ChatGPT is a valuable tool for outlining, for brainstorming and the like, there is a student who takes the large language model shortcut and submits artificially-written work and fails classes because of it. Just this year I saw a student who was writing passable essays and commentary as an English learner succumb to the promise of ChatGPT – once, then again on a major assignment after being warned about the first offence; a semester of effort turn into failure in only a matter of days. My colleagues all share similar tales of woe. I can often hear my wife, who also teaches English, ranting in the next room in our basement as she finds another student who thought artificial intelligence was their best writing friend.

And I feel like a failure to him: Should I have done more to warn my students about the pitfalls of AI? Did I miss AI on previous assignments and not nip the temptation in the bud earlier, so his confidence built in the tool he was using? Is the course itself – its design out of my hands and in those of a committee trying their best – flawed? Is my teaching too lackadaisical?

I don’t know. But it’s hard to place all the blame on the student when the solution to a writing problem seems so clear and easily accessible – and as a savings of time.

How do I help my students hone their ability to understand uniquely the world they live in, rather than – if you can bear another metaphor – exchange it all for a mess of pottage?

Or should I, as some commenters on large language model-adjacent videos I’ve watched, just surrender because AI is only going to get better and become more human and more undetectable?

I’ve piled on the questions here. Let’s go find some answers.

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Frag-ee-lay. That Must Be Italian

 

Got a message tonight on LinkedIn from Justin Hegyi from the fine folks at The Outlier Team, inviting me to joing their crew of writers training large language models and artificial intelligence to write more gooder.

They singled me out, they say, because I am "both proficient in English  . . . and are fluent or native Italian spakers -- like you!"

Italian must be the AI misspelling of French, because while I am somewhat proficient in French, my Italian is basically what I learned from A Christmas Story.


Thing is, this same guy contacte me back in February with the same message -- but he was working for a different company. To me, that's not necessarily a good look if you're looking to acquire talent.


My feelings on all of this, and AI:

I keep getting tagged on LinkedIn by companies that want to hire me to train AI to write better.

Then I see my students turning to AI to write their essays and gazing in wonder at the absolute nonsense AI produces and I conclude:

1. Yes, AI *does* need a lot of someones to teach it how to write.

2. Those who want to teach it how to write ought to be [word that will be censored by Facebook].

Thursday, April 11, 2024

A Book I Read: I Must Say, by Martin Short

As much as I like Martin Short as a performer, this book was a little tedious to get through.

Reading about celebrities at parties is . . . dull. And it feels like the book is about one-third that. Maybe it's because I don't like parties myself.

Getting a glimpse of his life, that was interesting. Hearing from some of his characters, that was fun. But I'm gonna conclude by saying that watching Martin Short is a lot more entertaining than reading about him.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Phones: Three Generations

So Bluey has an episode called "Phones." In just over seven minutes, it encapsulates three generations' worth of joy and sadness thanks to the Internet and the ubiquitous smartphone.

In the episode, Chili's father visits and is invited to play Restaurant with the girls. He's shown to a "house" he rents from people on the Internet, and is chastised for walking to the restaurant to order hie food. He's also called on the carpet for daring to use his phone to call the restaurant to place an order. He's eventually schooled into how to order food online. He again goes to the restaurant to pick up his food, and is told, of course, it's going to be delivered.

He goes back to his rented house, gets his sausages -- and is scolded for chatting with the delivery person -- and concludes: "So do I just eat here, alone?"

The kids' response: "You can watch TV on your phone. There's a TV app."

So Mort makes his own app, and after smuggling a crocodile into the delivery driver's scooter, forces social interaction into the game by being summoned to the restaurant through a croc catcher "app" he makes on the pretend phone he's given.

The kids, of course, don't know another world, or at least take it for granted that people would prefer to order their food online and eat it without any interaction at all. Mort, of coruse, is more familiar with the world where if you wanted something, you physically went and got it.

Bandit and Chili, the Gen-Xers in the crowd, know both worlds, and don't have much to do this episode, so there's no bridge between old and new.

Anyway, it's a hoot to watch.


 

Monday, April 8, 2024

Glow Worm


I vaguely remember hearing Mom say this little rhyme. I learned today at Marina's funeral that she had it on the fridge. It certainly does sound like something Mom would have.

Marina's funeral was wonderful. And sad. And a lot of other things. I'm still trying to sort it all out in my head.

I did have a distinct impression at the graveside in Iona that Mom and Dad were there to be with the rest of the family. The veil felt thin.

Family photo, taken at the church on Mesa Avenue, which Dad helped build. Paula subbed in for Sherri, who had departed before we took the picture.

Saturday, April 6, 2024

"Dear God, Give A Bald Guy A Break"

One of my sisters died this week. Many prayers were said on her behalf. I gave her a priesthood blessing just prior to the crisis that led to her death, and I've been pondering many a thing since.

Part of the pondering: Was I listening to the spirit, or saying things I wanted to come to pass? The more I think, the more I'm unsure I even remember what I said in that blessing. I'm sure there were some of the typical bromides. I don't know. I wish I could remember.

I think I mentioned asking God to help her doctors know how to care for her. I know we saw that time and again this past month we were in the hospital, so maybe there's a ray of hope for my faith and my feeble grasp on priesthood power.

What Elder Holland said today in Conference is not new, of course, but hit me like a ton of bricks:

“It’s for reasons known only to God why prayers are answered differently than we hope, but I promise you they are heard, and they are answered according to His unfailing love and cosmic timetable.”

Then there was the admonition to pray out loud when possible. I can't remember who said it; I'll have to look again. That hit me too. Maybe articulting our prayers out loud gets away from the bromide side of our faith?

UPDATE: That was Elder Holland as well.

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Way too Late at the Movies: The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town

Usually when I write movie reviews under the "Way too Late at the Movies" title, it's a movie somewhat recent that I did indeed miss and finally saw.

This time, however, we've gone back to  1976, and to an almost-movie-length series of sketches from the British sketch show The Two Ronnies: "The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town," written by Spike Milligan and "a gentleman."

I'm familiar with Spike Milligan and his humor sensibilities thanks to his appearance on The Muppet Show. When our kids were younger, they were enthralled -- and I mean ENTHRALLED -- by Milligan's deadpan humor. It reminds me a lot of my Dad, who was pretty reserved except at times when he found something funny. He was pretty funny himself.

On to the show:

I will say I'm a sucker for a British satire/parody, and that's certainly what this is. The Phantom terrorizes London Jack the Ripper style by blowing raspberries at his victims, who in proper Victorian style end up in the Thames or simply keel over at the utter uncivility at the crime. Nonsequiturs abound as Milligan and company bring out the comic tropes you'd figure to find in such a story.

Well worth the watching, and available on YouTube in many forms, viz:



Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Mother Eve and Many of her Faithful Daughters . . .

Tonight as part of our scripture study, we read this from Section 138 of the Doctrine and Convenants:

(Verse 57) I beheld that the faithful elders of this dispensation, when they depart from mortal life, continue their labors in the preaching of the gospel of repentance and redemption, through the sacrifice of the Only Begotten Son of God, among those who are in darkness and under the bondage of sin in the great world of the spirits of the dead.

President Joseph F. Smith, in this section, also noted that among the gathering of the "noble and great ones" called to preach the gospel to those who have passed on are Mother Eve and "many of her faithful daughters who had lived through the ages and worshiped the true and living God."

Marina joined them tonight.

As we read, and as the texts poured in from family with the news of her passing, I received a witness that this is what Marina will be doing -- preaching the gospel to those who have waited long to hear it. And that is a comforting thing.

This is her favorite song. And she can sing it still.



Annoying Springtime Brb

This little guy or gal -- pretty sure it's a woodpecker -- has been perching on our chimney in the early AM, hammering away a things.

Most of the things it's hammering away at are sheet metal, so I've either got a hole up there the insects are getting into, or we've got a bird that's into early AM percussion sessions. so I've got to go up there and try to figure out what's what.

If I can't figure out what the attraction is, we'll have to get a plastic owl or some other kind of deterrent to keep the bird from hammering.

Getting up there will also give me the chance to replace the bit of siding that fell off under the eave earlier this spring. I should probably clean the gutters as well.

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Visiting Williston

We just got back from a whirlwind five-day weekend in the exotics of Williston, North Dakota, and environs. We were there to visit Lexi and Keaton, and to deliver all of Lexi's things that they didn't take with them after their wedding.

I feel bad knowing that Keaton is still surviving on the one carload of stuff that he brought with him, but we didn't know about that until we were already there, or we could have gotten some of his stuff too.

A few pictures:



Their apartment complex. Theirs is on the second floor, second apartment in, with the little bit of cardboard over the window above the balcony door.

The town itself resembles Las Vegas in a few respects, in that you can start out on a six-lane road, then suddenly be shunted onto a two-lane track without changing direction, as the road shoots through developed and undeveloped areas.

But where Las Vegas has casinos, Willison has things like this:



These are both across the street fron their apartment.

From their complex, you can see at least eight of these flares, and there are oil pumpers literally everywhere, making somebody money.


And there they are, with all of Lexi's good piled around them.

We hope they do well. They've got some choices to make as they look at their future, and we need to remind them to make them together, and to keep God involved in their plans.

Friday, March 29, 2024

Today . . .

Thinking about my sister Marina, who likely will pass in the next day or so.


When I was a kid, she'd play her guitar and sing songs. Many years later I listened to an album of the Christy Minstrels and heard all those songs again. They always remind me of her.

Her husband says this of her:

I'm not much of a singer, but I stood by her bed tonight and sang "How Great Thou Art" to her. She always sang it so beautifully. I told her a long time ago that when it came to voices, she was Cinderella, and I was an ugly stepsister. She just laughed. The first time I met her, she played her guitar and sang for me. I went home that night and wrote in my journal that she had a deep, low river of a voice.

Another sister says this song reminder her of Marina:


She will live in song.

Monday, March 25, 2024

Scamming So Inept . . .

Dear Michael Hall, of Michael Hall Consults, hallconsults.com,

You complete hack. Your game is obviously come kind of scam, but it's such a poorly-constructed scam I have the idea that you're actually dead but before you died you set your scam/spam function up to send these emails out and there's something corrupt in your database, bro, because nothing you're saying makes sense.

First, my name isn't Bill.

Second, you seem interested in my online adjunct experience, but want to sell me a francise in (looks it up) Delaware?

I'm not franchise material, certainly not within the state of Delaware. I mean, is Delaware supposed to ring some exciting libertarian free-for-all bell? I'm cross country, bro. I don't need to be even ankle-deep in Delaware franchise shenanigans.

Then there's the construction of your email. You make it look like you've contacted me several times to no avail (that my be true, but I doubt it). And really, do you promise that this is the *LAST* time you'll contact me? I hope so, but I doubt it. You don't even know my name, dude. How can I trust you further?

I'm sure it's all meant to get me to respond by saying "Hey, my name's not Bill." But I won't do that.

And it might be time to talk to GoDaddy about your web domain. You've got bigger issues than trying to fop off franchise opportunities in Delaware if your domain is up for grabs.



Sunday, March 24, 2024

Another Interesting Take on the Limits of AI

My wife posted a link to this Linkedin post to a forum we both belong to, and it's interesting.

To sum up: software engineer Adly Thebaud posits two reasons why AI isn't going to be taking any jobs away anytime soon:

1. AI can observe, but not intuit. Thebaud says:

Observational learning is mimicry, cause and effect, positive and negative outcomes. It is this type of learning that all large language models (LLMs) are based on that fuels popular AI products like ChatGPT, Claude etc. 

Intuitive learning is "gut feeling". It's that inexplicable sentiment that transcends multiple senses and instructs humans what or what not to do. 

AI is terrible at intuition, and its best attempts at it lead to hallucinatory answers that are far from the truth. 

AI isn't "smart" in that it has a sense of right from wrong. It merely uses probability to figure out what the best answer is in response to your question. 

My wife mentions this, which I think is pertinent to some circles: AI lacks the "light of Christ," defined here. (If religion scares you, don't click on the link.)

2. AI has trouble seeing the big picture. Thebaud says:

It'll always be the engineer who is smarter than the AI, not because the engineer knows more, but the engineer knows how it all is supposed to work.

And when things break, whether it's the code or the AI itself, it will be the engineers who will know how to fix it, because they see the big picture.

Though he's looking at this from a software engineer perspective, I think it's fair to say that in pretty much any application, it's the writer, the artist, the novelist, etc. who knows more, and knows how it's all supposed to work because the human in general can see the big picture, while AI can't. All you have to do is look at the art AI produces, with the weird smiles, the multiple hands and making everythink look like a Picasso but without the inherent talent to know this is true.

This is a series of continued musings as I try to figure out how AI could impact my life, both as an English instructor and as a technical writer.


Saturday, March 23, 2024

Thursday, March 21, 2024

AI: Again, Don't Get Out of Your Depth

Maybe you've heard about the Willy Wonka/Willy McDuff Experience in Glasgow, Scotland.

Of course, artificial intelligence seems to be sneaking into the narrative: The script for the hapless actors brought into this travesty, AI-developed. The advertising campaign imagery for this travesty, AI-developed.

Or so the critics say. Billy Coull, the event promoter and producer, says AI was brought in to do a bit of spit-and-polish on the products. But he's also used AI to pen sixteen books in 2023, so the stories say.

More on Coull and the background of the event here:

I think, however, this is a case where it's hard to blame AI. I'm not saying AI didn't make the experience worse, but the real fault lies with this poor fellow who used to to get completely out of his depth.

I've written about that before. AI as a tool has a lot of potential. But those using it have to know how to use it judiciously, and not get too far above their head that they can't touch the bottom of the subject matter they're in.

As I write in the link, AI can be useful for brainstorming, for filling little knowledge gaps, but the bigger the gaps get, the worse off the users of AI are -- because they won't be able to tell when AI is going astray, or when they're reaching far beyond their ability.

Having wonderful AI-generated marketing imagery is one thing. Using AI to develop a script that I have no idea how anyone thought it would get past the copyright on all things Willy Wonka is another. But getting all of that together and then not being able to pull together the event in the real world -- and who knows what this guy thought was going to happen opening day -- shows how far out of depth a person can get. And a person can get there without any help from artificial intelligence.

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Solar Battery: Costs Still Too High

Over the weekend we had a presentation on what it would cost us to install a solar battery in our house.

Verdict: Too much, even after the rebates and discounts. We were looking at north of $13,000 for the work.

We put solar panels on our house in 2019, and have had mixed results from them. In the summer we generally produce more electricity than we use, which is good, but even then a bill or two isn't a surprise. And in the winter, of course, production bottoms out as snow covers the panels and we decide not to climb on the 2nd story to clean them off. We did that for a year, and figured the risk of sending someone up on the roof every time there was snow outweighed the benefits.

Getting a battery installed would help with some of that problem, but we're just not sure the benefits can compete with the initial cost, especially when we've got the dream of building a shop with space above it in the back yard.

In prepping for the sales visit, though, I did learn something about the software that monitors our solar: It'll show us production from individual panels. How I missed that in the years since we've owned the system, I don't know.

Here's a peek:

Up until a few days ago, a good number of the panels to the right were showing zero production, and that had me worried a bit until I looked at them from the street and saw they were still mostly covered in snow.

Being able to see this increases the urgency for me to get a wired connection from the inverter to our modem, as the 2G modem in the inverter itself will go out of service at the end of April.


Sunday, March 17, 2024

Follow-Up from the Get Ready Man

You may, of course, remember this post.

Back on March 2, we had about 21 inches of snow fall on us all of a sudden, making scenes like what's pictured below (this in my back yard) a common scene.

I got the branch cut down and stabliized a few days after, but I was worried because there were two branches resting on our neighbor's shed roof that I couldn't budge. I was sure the shed was skewered.

But quite a bit of the snow has melted since then. I went out in the yard this afternoon and pulled at the branches, and they slid right off the roof without resistance. They'd just been buried in the heavy snow to the point I couldn't budge them earlier. So no shed skewering. That's a relief.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

. . . A Lorry-Load of *Interesting* Cheeses . . .

Rest assured, folks, Facebook is out there protecting you. Protecting you from the likes of. . . 

Rowley Birkin.

I imagine it's the title of this clip that caught it in Facebook's humorless web:


Now, Facebook has yet to follow up with me for reporting two individuals posting pornographic material and tagging me in their posts because I commented on an automotive-related page and they figure, car guy=sexual deviant. I don't know if they're protecting me from that.

But they are protecting you, gentle reader, from the horrors of humor. Just so you know.


Again, note the complete lack of a clear explanation as to what exactly was wrong here. You'd think by the message there that they objected to the lorry-load of interesting cheeses. No mention of the video at all. I only guessed when I went back to YouTube and saw the title of the clip:


Their reluctance to repeat the (shh!) *naughty words* does them and their users a disservice. Had this happened a week, a month hence, I might have lost all context and had no idea what they were talking about, as seen here.

Facebook, do better.

More Friends! *MORE* Allies! More I Say!

Again, the weirdness of Facebook:


How many Facebook friends do I have? I don't know. And I'm not sure Facebook knows either.

I'm thinking about this not because I feel friendless or want to wear a totem of social media allies, but because I've hovered at the 511 to 513 friend threshold for many months now on Facebook.

But sometimes Facebook tells me I have 509 friends. Sometimes 511. Occasionally 512. Rarely, 513. I don't know how they count them. I don't think they know either.

Neverlethess, there's a few inches over here, ho!

Friday, March 15, 2024

No, Not Upton Sinclair. Sinclair Lewis.

A question for my bookish friends: Has anyone out there read anything by Sinclair Lewis?

I ask because I see a lot of lists of the "Great American Novel," and Lewis is rarely on them. I don't understand that. In reading things like "Babbitt," "Main Street," "Arrowsmith," and "It Can't Happen Here," I see an American who really understood in his time what it meant to be an American, and in reading his books today, I can still see a lot of America reflected in his characters and stories.

He's not a dry writer either. There's a lot of action, and humor, and pathos in his writing.

I mean, he won the Nobel Prize for literature in 1930. . .

I"ll bet this photo prompted a lot of people to want to call him Poindexter. I hope he went with a nickhame with more pizzaz.

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Hired Goons?

Long story: Spent the last 24 hours sweating I had committed a miscalculation on our 2023 tax returns because when I checked on my refund status, the IRS was all confused that my information didn't match their information.

Actually DREAMED the IRS goons showed up at the house and my family, rather than getting into a [deleted because Facebook will censor it] with said goons, let them cart me off without incident.

Short story: When checking on the status of your 2023 tax refund, don't enter information from the 2022 tax year.

Even shorter story: I'm *still* a moron, if anyone out there doubts it.

My Facebook friends, of course, had helpful and supportive things to say.



Monday, March 11, 2024

Way Too Late at the Movies: Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget


I so wanted this to be a good movie.

I mean, I knew it was going to be predictable. Mrs. Tweedy was going to make a return -- I had high hopes for Mr. Tweedy to be there too, cowed and ineffectual, but, alas.

But it was not good.

The music was, well, not good. Tack on a jaunty song at the beginning and end because, you know, that's what you do. The music in the film was so bland I don't remember any of it. And while I had doubts they'd bring back Mel Gibson because, you know, reasons, that they also didn't bring back Julie Sawalha because she SOUNDED TOO OLD, maybe that's a sign not to make a sequel to a 24-year-old movie.

Aardman was there in full force in the animation and artwork. But the story, dialogue, and music were definitely lacking. Altogether, a disappointment.

I think what bugged me is that there were absolutely no stakes whatsoever. Yes, Mrs. Tweedy was back. But we've seen the gang defeat her before, so it was a foregone conclusion. At no time whatsoever did I feel like we were going to see anyone but some rando background chicken turned into nuggets. And you'd think that with bringing back the same writer for Chicken Run, and the same director as Flushed Away, both of which had great stories and great stakes, they would have recognized that. But it seemed everyone involved wanted to play it safe. Which is sad, because the chickens in Chicken Run didn't play it safe at all.

House is Gone






 

The house I grew up in is gone.

I won't admit to being a sentimentalist, but it is sad to see it go. All in the name of road widening and traffic safety.

I remember as a kid asking Dad when we'd ever move, and Mom always said maybe when they widened the road. That was in the early 1980s, so forty some-odd years ago. We all did move on, and now the house has as well.

It was a good house, full of memories, but as Albert says, the house lives on in all of us, as we carry those memories with us. And he saved us a few bricks, guaranteed to have been laid by Dad. So that's neat.

(Photos of the house going courtesy of Doreen Sorenson, a family friend. Photos and video of the house gone, courtesy of Albert.)


Sunday, March 10, 2024

Another Facebook Absurdity

(Click the photo to embiggen) 

Facebook, surely even you see the absurdity in this.

You "can't show" me whatever offensive content it was I posted. It's so long ago I Gandalf-in-Moria Faced when I looked at the date. You offer me a chance for me to defend my content, but as you can't show it to me and I can't remember it, you may as well have asked me to recite The Lord's Prayer in Klingon as rebuttal; that would be as effective as me stabbing around in the dark trying to defend my honor.

So I went with the standard "You misunderstood my content; it was a joke," not really knowing if this is accurate.

Next time I guess I'll write a vignette about Private Ogilvy as I try in vain to remember what it was you're shoving down the Memory Hole. 

Thursday, March 7, 2024

Who Knew AI is Relativistic?


Spotted in the wild (in this case, on a friend's Facebook feed). I don't know if this is an actual AI response or not, but that's how it's being presented. (Am image search tells me this is a real AI interaction, difficulty: The Daily Mail.)

Who knew artificial intelligence is relativistic? And, yanno, it's a cop-out to say it's a hypothetical situation.

What's more important is that it provided some amusing social media commentary:



 

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Snow is A Relative Thing, I Guess


The winter of 2022/23 was pretty intense. It started early, snow piled up to the rafters and it left late.

We got 79 inches of snow last year.

This year's been a bit different. Oh, we've had snow, but as late as the last week of February, the ground was bare.

Then came March. As of now, I don't know how much snow we've got in the back yard, but they're telling me sofar we've gotten 51 inches. It feels like a lot less for some reason, but there we are.

Dogs were real happy the last week of February with no snow on the ground. Now, they're just depressed and want to piddle in the downstairs bathroom. At least their hearts (and bladders) are in the right place.

Tonight, we had to shovel snow off the roofs of the camper and the utility trailer. It was heavy stuff; I hope the camper isn't damaged, but I do have to get in there this spring and re-do things. Not going to be fun.

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Way too Late at the Movies DOUBLE FEATURE: Darby O'Gill and the Little People and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

My brother Albert is a fan -- if a fan is the right word -- of 1959's Darby O'Gill and the Little People. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's like with some of the things I take a shine to: They're just stupid enough that you can't stop watching, and by the time you figure out you're maybe wasting your time, there you are already done with the movie and thinking, "Well, it wasn't that bad now was it."

Hold on to that thought as I discuss first Mr. O'Gill, and then move on to Dr. Jones.

Darby O'Gill might be the first movie I saw though memes first -- live memes presented by my brother.


Lots of scenes like this, with little people dancin' about and Mr. O'Gill pretending as most actors do when called upon to play a musical instrument.

I'm not sure there's much of a story here: Darby loves to tell tall tales and doesn't do much work anymore, so a replacement is brought in. Good thing Darby has a daughter who's pining, and not after the lockjawed local yokel whose mother wants Darby's daughter to marry because why not?

A lot of this felt set up to give Disney practice with filming techniques that would later be used to better effect. Still, it's a silly enough film and story to keep you watching if only to see what happens next.

I do like the idea of miniature horses, though. Pretty cool.

Next, let's move on to 2023's Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and the "Well, it wasn't that bad now was it" vibe I mentioned earlier.

Indy is old. So old.


I have to confess I haven't seen the entire film; I missed the beginning. But suffice it to say there are post-World War II Nazis about and they've found some hunk of junk time portal detector invented by Archimedes, heretofore best known for jumping out of his tub starkers and shouting "Eureka!" when he figured out a way to see if the king's crown was gold or gold-ish.

I think at the end they imply or say or I don't really know but Archimedes really invented the thing to find someone in the distant future who could come to the battle of Syracuse and do some rescuing. Maybe they do say it; the summaries of the film I'm reading online certainly do.

Biggest missed opportunity: That kid who flew the second(!) plane through the time portal should have said "Fly, yes. Land, no," when the lady (whoever she was; I didn't see the beginning or do the reading) asked if he could fly the plane.

Then boom at the Battle of Syracuse and the planes are flying overhead and the idiot Nazis in the plane, being idiot Nazis, begin shooting at everyone, thus ensuring that anyone with a ballistic-style missle weapon was going to start targeting them, making the grand plan of the Head Nazi to turn around and get out of there fail because the plane is hit and crashes and everyone dies.

Not the kid flying the second plane, who successfully lands the plane conveniently close to where Indy and the Lady land after parachuting out, and where Archimedes can find them. Who knew the airport in Syracuse was that convenient to the battlegrounds?

Indy, of course, wants to stay with Archimedes, who at this point isn't actually dead, which is what happened at the end of the Battle of Syracuse, but the Lady, fearing TIME PARADOX knocks him out and brings him back to the 1960s where he's reunited with Marion who brings ice cream but nobody really cares because oh finally the movie is over.

And wow, Sallah, you really became a cabbie in New York? I guess you do you.

Verdict: I'd probably watch it again, just for the sake of saying I'd seen the whole thing. But only for that reason.

News Item: Facebook, Instagram Appear to Be Out of Serivce

 

Panic, of course, in the streets. Including me, I'll confess.

Saturday, March 2, 2024

March Comes in Like the Get-Ready Man

Started off today with thunder and lightning, two rounds of hail but, surprisingly, not a lot of wind. The wind is, in fact, suspiciously absent as we've been wallpoed by an early spring snowstorm that dumped about a foot in our back yard.

The dogs, sensing the unstable weather or just being general fusspots, had me up at about 6 am so I could observe said weather phenomena, and ponder whether James Thurber's Get-Ready Man was about to make an appearance.


For those of you unfamiliar with the Get-Ready Man, behold. Or at least read.

But as I gazed out the window upon the lovely morn, I did notice the snow had managed to lop off a rather large limb in the tree in our backyard, viz:



So I knew what I'd be doing this morning. Fortunately, I was gifted a pole saw for my birthday in January, so I was able to make pretty short work of it:


It's not cleaned up by any means, but at least it's in a state where it won't fall any further and spear a weenie dog. I think it did skewer next door's shed a bit, though probably not catastrophically. I'm just glad it didn't flatten anything on the way down.