What, *My* iCloud Account?

I've been getting a TON of emails like this one, warning me my iCloud storage is going to be shut down:

I appreciate that these folks, whoever they are, keep kicking that deadline down the road, because at this point I'm convinced my nonexistent iCloud account will never be shut down, no matter how many emails I ignore.

Aside from the "from" addresses being total gobbledygook (they're not even trying to spoof anymore) there are enough tells here for me to know instantly this is a fake. Aside from the fact I don't have an iCloud account I actually care about.

They must get enough hits to keep trying, though. Could wish I wasn't on full blast for their scams.