Wednesday, November 19, 2025

"Farting Around," or so I Thought


Stomped up the stairs because on my Ring app I could see people "farting around" on the porch without ringing the bell.

Was stopped in my tracks by our daughter, who said it was my wife and a friend on the porch, that I should probably calm down, and that no one was "farting around" out there.

I slunk back downstairs into my antisocial lair to lick my wounds.

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