A Matchpoint Drive Playlet:
Me: [In the study, reading a book while the rest of the family watches Dr. Who in the next room.]
Alexa, on the desk behind me: FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPT. That was an old lady one. Ask me if you want me to give you a cheek-wobbling fart.
Me: [Stunned silence.]
Liam and Michelle deny all knowledge of the Old Lady Fart delivered by Alexa.
I have to wonder if Isaac Davidson is somehow involved . . .
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