Should I Eat Potatoes While I Run?

Should I eat potatoes while I run?

Should I nibble on the sun?

Should I run, should I run

‘til pudding comes out my bum?

Leave potatoes on the shelf, on the shelf, on the shelf

Leave the sun to shine

And do not run, do not run

With any stuff coming out your bum.

Should I fill my boots with dirt?

Should my cauliflower hurt?

Should the dirt, should the dirt

Be rubbed right into my shirt?

Fill your boots with feet, with your feet, with some feet

And cauliflower hurts

If with it you are beat.

And that shirt? Also hurts.

Should I sing a silly song

As I’m dancing in my thong?

And is it wrong, is it wrong

To feel like I don’t belong?

Sing your silly song, silly song, silly song

But cover up the thong

Because it’s very, very wrong.

It’s clear you really don’t belong.