Monday, January 4, 2021

Donald "Ham-Handed" Trump, Biff at Large

Regular readers of this blog may know, and people who know me personally should know that I am a Richard Nixon freak.

I’ve lost count how many Nixon books I’ve read, how many Nixon documentaries I’ve watched. I’ve read the Woodward and Bernstein. And I’ve read the japes by those who saw Nixon as no conservative and Watergate as only a minor blip to the man’s many sins. I even got a real big kick out of Elvis and Nixon which, if you have not seen, you should. It’s hilarious.

And fictional, like what I’m about to talk about.

Yes, Nixon had his dark side and yes-men who enabled that dark side to come out. And as the Watergate crisis continue to evolve, he listened more and more to that dark side and to those yes-men, to the point he destroyed his presidency.

In one hour, President Donald Trump, rambling accusations at the Georgia Secretary of State, presented a new low in American presidential politics, because in the eyes of this amateur Nixon scholar, not even Nixon and all the president’s men were as ham-handed as what I heard and read in that call.

But as in Nixon’s time, he has his supporters, both in government and out. I hold no illusions that no matter how Congress handled the ill-conceived approach to decertify the election, nor even after Joe Biden is sworn in as president later this month, the ham-handedness of Trump and his enablers and supporters will continue to believe the election was stolen. God and Jebus themselves could descend from above and say the election was above board, and they would not be believed.

There’s a thread in Mormonism that believes the Constitution will dangle by a thread, meaning it will be brought to the point that those in power or those who want to stay in power will spit on it and wipe their poxy bottoms on it. Mostly they tend to believe it’ll be done on liberal watch. I’m not so sure. Because the only ones I see approaching the Constitution with a boogery nose now are coming from the right.

Here’s what I find most telling in the hour-long call to Georgia: Trump does, by far, the majority of the talking. He had some of his legal team on the call. They said little. If there were any legal merit to the accusations flung in this call, the lawyers would be the ones talking. Instead, they sit there very much like Mr. Slant, the head of the Guild of Lawyers in Terry Pratchett’s Ankh-Morpork, satisfied to let his client make a fool of himself because they were not in front of judge and jury and they were secure in the fact they were getting paid $400 an hour. There was no legal merit to the 60 plus court cases brought before the call, some to the Supreme Court, where Trump pretty much thought he’d emerge victor, as three of the nine there were appointed by him and conservatives enjoy a majority. But even there, among friends, there was no legal merit. No standing.

More straws, ladies and gentlemen. And the strong-men in the Middle East, Russia, China, they’re laughing at our political mess. As they should be. Because a wannabe dictator is throwing a fit that the election he was sure he’d win didn’t go his way. But more dastardly, they’re laughing at us. At the fact that some of us can see the facts of the election, know who won, but insist on throwing stupid fits because our guy isn’t the one who won it.

(And yes, there are those who crow that they don’t care if it’s Trump or Biden; all they want is a free and fair election. Nevermind that they fall into the same logical fallacies and blindness the Trumpers fall into.)

Just leave, Mr. Trump. Your time is over. And if you get the Republican nomination in 2024, God help the Republican Party. The price of loyalty is coming in high.

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