Warning to Wannabe Adults, or YOU COVETETH MY ICE CREAM BAR!

Just don't. Don't aspire. But since time marches on and there's nothing you can do to stop it, I guess be prepared.

If you think you'll get to do more of what you want to do when you're an adult, all I have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

If you think you'll get away from pettiness and popularity contests, well, see the response above.

I'm dealing with some things right now that I don't really want to enumerate here. Suffice it to say I'm looking for greener pastures careerwise -- and what aspect of career I'm not going to discuss.

I'm looking to exit some things, but to do that, first I have to find people to onboard and disguise my wanting to do this as soon as they're settled:

I think it's fair to say that a good portion of adults you see ambulating about today are only one stolen ice cream bar away from losing it totally. So be warned.