For reasons unknown, we took our son's van to church today.
Also for reasons unknown, I was consigned to the seat way in the back. To get to it, one has to climb over a set of folded seats. This proved difficult because:
1. I am not a small man
2. One of my feet got wedged and to unwedge it I had to pop my shoe off.
When we got to church I had to crawl out, butt first, and I suspect it all looked like a manatee giving birth.
I am fairly confident no one took pictures, because they were all too enthralled by the spectacle to remember to get their phones out.
I post this here because after all that, I've used up whatever dignity I had in store for the day.
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