Moo Like A Cow and Take A Look

Another of my language "tip's" done in the style of Dave Barry:

Lo and behold: "Lo" is an archaic word meant to draw attention to an interesting or amazing event, per Oxford languages. "Lo and behold," is an almost equally archaic way "to present a new scene, situation, or turn of events, often with the suggestion that although surprising, it could in fact have been predicted," per the same.

Low and behold: Moo like a cow and take a look.

There *is* a difference. It is not subtle.