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Wednesday, March 5, 2025

"That Could Be Anybody"

Captain Miller: We're looking for a paranoid personality. Someone driven by fear and frustration. He's insecure. He thinks he's being persecuted by authority. He's obsessed with a hatred of government.

Yemana: That could be anybody.

This little exchange is from the second episode of the first season of Barney Miller. I think about it often, particularly during trying times. It's a good reminder that the next revolutionary could be us. Or me, more specifically.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

I Hate April Fools

On April Fools Day, I firmly plant my stick in the mud.

It’s my second-least-favorite holiday, right behind St. Patrick’s Day, which makes it convenient that my holiday loathing can be exhausted in a relatively short period in the year.

The prevalence of April Fools Day jokes on social media may be a part of my dislike for the holiday. Although its pointlessness runs an immediate second.

Pointless, you say?

Yes, I retort with a careful derisive snort.

April Fools Day doesn’t bring jokes. It brings pranks, and pranks are jokes whose cummerbund has fallen into the toilet.



The general April Fools Day joke depends on the gullibility of others for the larff value. Someone has to look foolish for the April Fools Day joke to succeed. Just like St. Patrick’s Day depends on faux Irish solidarity to avoid being pinched; the participant in the joke is often not willing but just as often can’t escape the jape.

This isn’t to say I hate others for liking – or loving – these holidays, or loving to prank other people. Do it all you want. Just don’t expect me to giggle along with you. Or to wear green. Because it ain’t gonna happen.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Degreed, Yet Unqualified

A few months ago, I looked into what it would take to get a bachelors degree in web design, programming, or some other such subject at a local university.

I already have a bachelors degree, albeit in journalism and mass communication, with a minor in French. Just over a year ago, I earned a masters degree in English with an emphasis on technical writing.

Yet when I look at the jobs available today, or potentially available in the future, I feel woefully undereducated.

The local university does offer the degree program I’m interested in. Just not in a form I can handle right now. Physically, I’d have to be in class. However, to keep my family physically in a house, I have to have a job that physically keeps me far away from the classroom as it possibly can. Literally. I work roughly 84 miles, or about two hours, from home, as the bus drives. My daily commute:


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I did talk with one of the professors in the program, who tells me that in a few more years, they may be ready to offer the degree entirely online. That’s well and good, but by them I’ll probably be living in a cardboard box. Or dead. You never know.

We got introductions to XML, HTML and other such stuff in my masters courses, but not to the degree to which I could claim even a beginner’s knowledge of the stuff. I need it, obviously. Doing without it is only going to hurt me in the long run. I should look into night classes, so I can spend even more time away from the family (I work four ten-hour shifts a week, putting me on the bus at 5 am and putting me home shortly after 7 pm, Monday through Thursday).

It’s just a frustrating position to be in. I know life is supposed to be a long adventure of learning, but I feel like I’m running to keep up and the bus just keeps pulling away faster and faster.

Other options are even more daunting. It’s becoming more clear to me that a doctorate is probably in order. But to do that, I’ve got to move the family to Logan, Utah, and figure out a way to work full-time and be a student full-time because otherwise it ain’t gonna happen. I’m pushing 40 years old. I know it’s a competitive economy, but I half wonder if and when I get that doctorate is the bar going to be going higher, higher, and higher?

Yet I know I’m a lucky guy. I’ve had a job through a rough economy, a job I got before the economy tanked, thank heaven, because I’m certain had I been in my former industry I would have been out on my rump anyway. I have faith that God will support me as I work to support my family. Still, it’s a daunting future we face.