Things my dogs bark at:
1. Squirrels
2. Birds
3. Leaves
4. The absence of squirrels
5. The great dane next door who will one of these days burst through the fence rather than leap to cling to the top of it to bark back
6. Squirrels
7. Random oxygen molecules
8. Cosmic rays
9. Me, if they forget I've left the room
10. Anyone else, if they forget they've left the room
11. The great dane next door even though they don't like the fact it can leap up and perch on the fence to bark back at them
12. Squirrels
13. Each other
14. Nothing in particular
15. Those stupid squirrels
16. Those STUPID squirrels
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