Read in 2012

Remember, when you get smug about how much you've read, the title of the last book you read is "The Poodle That Killed."

2061: Odyssey Three, by Arthur C. Clarke. 207 pages.
Asking the Right Questions, A Guide to Critical Thinking, by M. Neil Browne and Stuart M. Keeley. 176 pages.
Bait and Switch: The (Futile) Pursuit of the American Dream, by Barbara Ehrenreich. 237 pages.
Barbarians at the Gate: The Fall of RJR Nabisco, by Bryan Burrough and Johy Helyar. 528 pages.
Book of Mormon, The; translated by Joseph Smith Jr., 531 pages.
Book of Sorrows, The, by Walter Wangerin, Jr. 339 pages.
Childe, The; by C.A. Kunz. 411 pages.
Cold Comfort Farm, by Stella Gibbons. 233 pages.
Consumed, by Benjamin Barber. 339 pages.
Daisy Chain, The; by James O'Shea. 351 pages.
Dark Side of Camelot, by Seymour Hersch. 498 pages.
Diary of A Superhero Kid, by Brent Boyd. 50 pages.
Diary of A Wimpy Kid, by Jeff Kinney. 214 pages.
Diary of A Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever, by Jeff Kinney. 224 pages.
Einstein: The Life and Times, by Ronald W. Clark. 718 pages.
Flying Dutch, by Tom Holt. 252 pages.
Forbidden Area, by Pat Frank. 221 pages.
Guardians, The; by John Christopher. 214 pages
Gulliver's Travels, by Jonathan Swift. 240 pages.
Here is Your War, by Ernie Pyle. 306 pages.
Investigation, The; by Stanislaw Lem. 189 pages.
Last Planet, The; by Andre Norton. 192 pages.
Let's Get Digital: How to Self-Publish and Why You Should, by David Gaughran. 210 pages.
Making Money, by Terry Pratchett. 394 pages.
Manhattan is Missing, by E.W. Hildick. 240 pages.
Me and Caleb, by Franklyn E. Meyer. 139 pages.
Medical Detectives, The; by Berton Roueche. 403 pages.
Messenger, by Lois Lowry. 169 pages.
Nixon: A Life, by Jonathan Aitken. 633 pages.
O Ye Jigs and Juleps, by Virginia Cary Hudson. 50 pages.
Parliament of Whores, by PJ O'Rourke. 233 pages.
Quest for Comets, The; by David Levy. 260 pages.
Radio Planet, The; by Ralph Milne Farley. 228 pages
Rama II, by Arthur C. Clarke and Gentry Lee. 420 pages.
Rapunzel's Revenge, by Shannon, Dean, and Nathan Hale. 144 pages.
Right Ho, Jeeves. by P.G. Wodehouse, 234 pages.
Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs, by Patrick F. McManus. 198 pages.
Rules of Thumb, by Tom Parker. 148 pages.
Spoon River Anthology, by Edgar Lee Masters. 336 pages.
Spouse in the House, The; by Richard Armour. 215 pages.
Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers, by Harry Harrison. 190 pages.
Tales from the Glades of Ballymore, by Bob Brooks. 300 pages.
The Purple Squirrel, by Michael B. Junge. 238 pages.
Thirty Six, by Daron Fraley. 200 pages.
Thud! by Terry Pratchett. 373 pages.
Turning of the Screw, by Dave Barry. 90 pages.
Unseen Academicals, by Terry Pratchett. 402 pages.
Who's Afraid of Beowulf? by Tom Holt. 206 pages.
World Set Free, The; by H.G. Wells. 316 pages.
Young Frankenstein, by Gilbert Pearlman. 152 pages.
Ze page total: 13,831 pages.