- Count the number of potato salad dishes and jello molds.
- Get somebody, anybody, to say "Let's stuff him and keep the party going."
Just for the sake of argument, let’s assume that on occasion you find yourself in the midst of an experience that is just a little bit too eternal. And, it is possible that in addition to the experience being a little too eternal it is a little bit too weird, too groady, too scary, or simply too too.
- This too shall pass.
- If it was not happening before, and it is happening now, you can bet that sooner or later it won't be happening again.