What happened to you? I've been worried sick!
It was awful out there. All dark. I was hungry. A dog chased me and bit my duffel bag.
Poor darling. What happened to your clothes?
I fell down.
Oh, there, there.
Oh, it's so good to be home. Oh! Did anybody miss me?
I did, sugar.
What about the colonel? And Scotty? And Spock? Did they even care? Were they upset?
Of course they were.
Yeoman, I know this isn't the time to ask.
Ask, darling.
But after stumbling around in the dark, and here you are, all warm and loving...
Ask, Jim. Ask.
Have you got any cookies?
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