Dear Maverik,
At this point I just want to say this: Let my Maverik Trail Points expire.
I have 106.2 of them. In what amounts they're doled out is mysterious, given I have two tenths of a point in my little Maverik piggy bank.
Another great mystery: How to redeem them.
This is a good facsimile of the emails I get from y'all on a regular basis:
Every time I get one of these emails, I'm snookered.
Snookered into going to maverik.com to check out the cool things I can buy or win when I spend my Trail Points.
I'm an old-fashioned guy, who grew up on Boys Life and comic books with the "Sell Crap for Crappy Prizes" adverts in them, so that's kinda what I envision when I go to your website. I'm always disappointed. Because what I always see are the deals on Monster drinks or your iffy sandwiches. So by going to Maverik.com I get to see the same stuff I see advertised in your store.
I typically don't want those deals.
And when I use my Maverik card to buy gas, I like that. Sometimes y'all offer me a free fountain drink. I like that too.
But if you want me to go to Maverik.com to check out these awesome bargains, can you maybe have a little category on your website that says, a la Sell Crap to Win Crappy Prizes, that shows exactly what I can spend these valuable points on?
And if you want to flog your app, maybe you ought to make one for Android. Cause I ain't seein' one.
So let my Trail Points expire. I only use the card to get discounted gasoline anyway.
And your spokesbeing, I still think he's a reptilian.
Indy and Harry
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