Finally, A Good Use for Twitter

Oh, Dilbert. Always good for a laugh.

Now this is an ingenious use for Twitter. Convince a twit that it's the best thing since sliced bread and convince him to take it literally -- only let us know what you're doing at every moment. Then you're able to track his or her movements and always know when you have to go back to pretending to work.

Of course, the people I know that I'd like to track like this aren't the kinds who'd use Twitter religiously, which is unfortunate.