Monday, October 26, 2009

Weird Out Your Kids (Idea No. 4,319)

When carving a jack o' lantern, do the following:
  • Cut out a triangle jack o' lantern nose.
  • Once you pop that triangle of pumpkin out, trim off the stringy bit then take a big ol' bit of the now stringless pumpkin.
  • Chew away happily, regaling yourself with the shreiks, squeals and other Why did You Do That noises.
  • Repeat as necessary for best effect.
I did this with my kids Sunday evening. I still think the youngest is shivering . . .

1 comment:

Maaike said...

Brian, don't eat uncooked pumpkin. It'll make your kids squeal. And gross out your sister.