Valentines

A Valentine Poem by Lexie, age 8:

Every shovel loves a pail
Every wave loves a whale
Every boat loves a sail
and I love you!

Every dog loves a bone
Every ice cream loves a cone
Every wire loves a phone
and I love you!

Every girl loves a book
Everyone loves a cook
Every pole loves a hook
and I love you!

Every kid loves a cat
Everyone loves a bat
Every man loves a hat
and I love you!

Now, tell me again why you don't want kids because of their carbon footprint?