OK, AK

So Ashton Kutcher won the race to be the first person with one million Twitter followers. I will be gracious and congratulate him, thought I'm sure he doesn't care that I have done so. Not that he's snotty in looking down on the minions who did or did not follow him, but that he's got no time considering how many tweets he's likely reading at the moment. I can't handle the number of tweets I get, and I'm still in the double-digits, following-wise.