Mister Fweem's Blog: Church Thoughts

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Church Thoughts

If having itchy feet at church isn't a sign of the apocalypse, I don't know what is.

Using the iPity app during Sacrament meeting would be inappropriate. Funny, but inappropriate. A few possibilities:

Got no time fo da jibba jabba!

Shut up, foo!

Listen to da man, foo!

I ain't dressin' up like no nun!

I wonder if my father, dead for nine years, has met and talked with Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, Abraham and Moses. I wonder what they've talked about.

Emergency preparedness: We need to practice a fire drill with the kids and figure out how to store water.

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Kerplunk! by Patrick F. McManus

Admittedly, I myself was getting a little tired of the advances in technology. It used to be that all the different kinds of wackos sat out in their little isolated cabins or apartments somewhere. Each went through an entire lifetime without seeing another wacko of his particular ilk. Now a wacko can get on the Internet and find the other nine wackos in the world who are just like him.

McManus goes on to say they get to gether to decide what to blow up, but given the Unabomer lived in an isolated cabin as a Luddite and still managed to blow things up, there's a little flaw in McManus' logic. Nevertheless, I see where he's going with this.