Unhandyman

Here's some free advice: Do not let me near any DIY projects in your home.

This weekend was DIY Weekend at MisterFweem's house. During a cosmetic remodel of the utility room, I managed to:

• Install the dryer vent backward, so the dryer could not vent at all, leading up to a load of laundry that was still soaked after three hours of tumbling.
• Blow out the pilot light for the water heater while vacuuming up the mess left from sanding plaster.

I did, however, recognize and fix both problems. Points mine.