Protip

For those of you who work at nuclear waste disposal and repackaging sites as I do, here's a good tip to keep in mind:

If you get a shiny metal water bottle from the company as a Christmas gift, forget to mention it to your wife and then bring it home and put it near the kitchen sink for washing, make sure you don't do it in the same week you compare one of her similar bottles to the casks used at work for waste sample handling, lest you get a phone call from said wife wondering what in the world it is she's got on her countertop.

I did not follow this advice this week. I now know better.