I think a species' chance of ruling the Earth is quite a bit dependent on how much dignity said species maintains while eating. So this is photographic proof that you cannot rule the Earth if you're a squirrel. They're busy chewing away at the sweet, sweet innards of two coconuts specifically prepared for them by some sadist in England. Of course, this rule also rules out dogs (how many have you seen with their heads stuck inside some kind of food container) and cats (ditto) and, frankly, apes and humans, since the other cardinal rule in ruling the Earth is this:
Never be photographed eating a banana when you already look like a monkey.
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