Mister Fweem's Blog: No April Fool

Thursday, April 1, 2010

No April Fool

There will be no April tomfoolery on this blog. Among the many traditions that deserve death, April Fool is at the top of my list, which looks like this, if you're interested:

1) April Fool
2) St. Patrick's Day
3) Furniture store sales revolving around any holiday, but particularly around Presidents Day and Memorial Day
4) Furniture store sales in general
5) Furniture stores

1 comment:

Maaike said...: I also don't give a rat's hat about those things. Good riddance.; April 1, 2010 at 6:20 PM

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