Tax Day -- and I'm Happy

While the folks in the media and in the Tea Party and mong liberals who are upset we don't pay enough go all wharrrgarbl about Tax Day, I'll just sit here with my dependent credits, Making Work Pay, lifetime learning credit and be happy.

I'm employed. I'm happy.

I'm not behind on the mortage payments on my reasonably-sized and priced home, for which the mortgage payments are less than what some local university students pay for rent. I'm happy.

I've got one vehicle paid for and the other being paid for on a zero-percent-interest loan. I'm happy.

I've got a great suit and terriffic henchmen. I'm happy.

Only one thing is making me sad today, and that is a dearth of Petey Pate images on the Internet. So disappointing.

Okay, so there's this one. Still, not the mass quantities the Internet has on other, less worthy subjects.